That headline is valid no longer, sure I'm clean, buffed and raring to go... but I'm no intern! Which you would've known if only I wrote to you. So now I will, at least once a week write to my adoring fans (ya, I'm talking to you mom)! They've taken me on as a fully-fledge staffer, with a pay check and everything!
So, now the real problem is what will I write about? My trail life may be interesting (at least to an extent), but being true to myself I'd accidentally give away our super secret handshake and that'd be the end of the race and my career in politics. I'd rather not go down in history as that girl. The rest of my life is Monk-esq, same thing day in and day out (which I love). Most of it spent watching USA and eating whatever Darren will provide. A bonus of dating a farmer, at least come 2012 I'll be set. The third, and most likely, is a commentary on current events, or not so current as my persuasion my dictate.
'Why would anyone read that,' you may ask! I have no Idea?! I am most assuredly not David Brooks or Thomas Friedman, but who knows this may be my quirky and informal training... you think DaVinci started with the Sistine Chapel? He did not, so please give me some slack. That being said, lets hit the ground running.
This Saturday Mr. Glenn Beck, along with the wonderfully entertaining Sarah Palin, are having a rally at the Lincoln Monument. To counter the craziness the NAACP and other lefties are hosting their own rally just across the mall! Seriously, how fabulous does this sound?! Glenn is announcing his big plan from God, Sarah's wearing her hair and the NAACP is still severely ticked at Dr. Laura (as, might I add, they should be)! Mark my words, this is history in the making. Unfortunately, I'll be in PA canvassing the neighborhood for DFA's big 'hands across America event'. They're trying to knock on 400,000 doors across the state and/or country. I can't really remember. In fact that number seems small, so please don't quote me. Either-way, it's a big initiative to get our name out in the public and that is history-in-the-making in itself!
That's all the panditing I can do for now. Catch me next time and I'll promise not to just steal from Brooks. xo
